carpe diem, baby.

emma. 24. london.
motorbikes. motogp. wsbk. bsb.
sherlock. supernatural. tom hiddleston. benedict cumberbatch. game of thrones. the avengers. doctor who. misha collins. la dispute. open heartbreak. social ineptitude. sarcasm. grammar.

£67 for a brake fluid reservoir…. but man is it pretty.

£67 for a brake fluid reservoir…. but man is it pretty.

The kid from work who races in the Triumph Triple Challenge says I can be his brolly girl at Brands. Maybe. If I’m lucky.

That probably means no.

loki-forever:

Tom Hiddleston as Adam in Only Lovers Left Alive

(via anne-baranova)

9gag:

Say Crush Again!

Oh sweet Jesus, I was literally about to post a Facebook update saying ‘The next person who sends me a request for Candy Crush Saga, I’m gonna take some candy and crush it up their ass’.

9gag:

Say Crush Again!

Oh sweet Jesus, I was literally about to post a Facebook update saying ‘The next person who sends me a request for Candy Crush Saga, I’m gonna take some candy and crush it up their ass’.

(via stunna404)

scimmymunkeh :
I would draw you, and him, like one of my french girls.

In a compromising position I hope.

(Source: skwarka, via scimmymunkeh)

turbulent-air:

ispun:

turbulent-air:

ispun:

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. They could be wearing sackcloth or a burka or a crotchless pair of fucking panties and this would still be the unclassiest thing ever. It has fuck all to do with what they’re wearing, it has fuck all to do with the women themselves; the very fact that women are still being used as decorative objects renders any attempt at comparing the relative classiness of the different series completely pointless.
It’s like trying to argue whether it’s classier to smear shit all over yourself before you go to work or to smear shit all over yourself once you get to work.
 

I have taken the liberty of emboldening and underlining what I feel is the most important part of this excellent rant.
The very fact that, in 2013, we still have grid girls in any series (be it F1, MotoGP, whatever) is utterly ridiculous. They should, as far as I’m concerned, be consigned to the annals of motorsport history where they belong.

If you’re going to embolden my post, at least embolden the part about the shit. That was far and away the best part.

I must say, that’s a very interesting visual right there. And will do next time.

I think something we need to remember here is that the girls who are doing this job want to do it. One of my friends is a grid girl in BSB and she loves it. She also loves the sport and is a pretty fucking decent bike mechanic. So before we start getting too high and mighty about women being used as decorative objects, do remember that it’s their choice to do that job. Nobody forced them into it. Fuck, if I was half decent looking I’d be straight in there, I’d love to be up on the grid werkin’ it.

turbulent-air:

ispun:

turbulent-air:

ispun:

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. They could be wearing sackcloth or a burka or a crotchless pair of fucking panties and this would still be the unclassiest thing ever. It has fuck all to do with what they’re wearing, it has fuck all to do with the women themselves; the very fact that women are still being used as decorative objects renders any attempt at comparing the relative classiness of the different series completely pointless.

It’s like trying to argue whether it’s classier to smear shit all over yourself before you go to work or to smear shit all over yourself once you get to work.

 

I have taken the liberty of emboldening and underlining what I feel is the most important part of this excellent rant.

The very fact that, in 2013, we still have grid girls in any series (be it F1, MotoGP, whatever) is utterly ridiculous. They should, as far as I’m concerned, be consigned to the annals of motorsport history where they belong.

If you’re going to embolden my post, at least embolden the part about the shit. That was far and away the best part.

I must say, that’s a very interesting visual right there. And will do next time.

I think something we need to remember here is that the girls who are doing this job want to do it. One of my friends is a grid girl in BSB and she loves it. She also loves the sport and is a pretty fucking decent bike mechanic. So before we start getting too high and mighty about women being used as decorative objects, do remember that it’s their choice to do that job. Nobody forced them into it. Fuck, if I was half decent looking I’d be straight in there, I’d love to be up on the grid werkin’ it.

(Source: f1-confessions)

scimmymunkeh :
I love how metrosexual the MotoGP got these past few years. But Matt will always be too ~fashun for Cal to accept.

It’s gotten to the point where I just want them all to kiss each other I don’t even care who it is.

Could you be more gay for each other?

Could you be more gay for each other?

If Greece don’t win then fuck Europe.

Aww cute. My friend just came over and brought me some shorty levers for the bike. I don’t know what I did to deserve that, but it’s very kind of him.

fuckyesmotogp:

A real love story :)

fuckyesmotogp:

A real love story :)

(via dragongearcat)

I’m in love. She’s so beautiful.

Proudly presenting… my new bike <3

Proudly presenting… my new bike <3