not gonna lie if i had to choose between wifi or a relationship i can guarantee i would choose wifi
when you tell a guy what bike you ride and they say ‘i thought you’d be on a 125 or a scooter’
i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible.
1. Are you satisfied with the way your life is right now? Not particularly, but it could be worse so I can’t complain.
2. Do you drink enough water? i’m trying to drink as much as i can.
3. When was the last time you ate at Burger King? i remember it well, about 5 years ago and i was violently sick afterwards and i haven’t touched it since.
4. Do you prefer the beach or the mountains? i like both
5. How do you usually feel when you wake up on a morning? like i haven’t slept.
6. Would you rather take someone on a date, or be taken on a date? be taken on a date.
7. When was the last time you wore high heeled shoes? march
8. Vodka or wine? i don’t drink so neither.
9. How often do you cry? too often, i’m trying to curtail it.
10. Ever had a crush on a teacher? oh god yeah, loads.
11. Can you wire a plug? nope
12. Do you wear socks to bed? in winter i do
13. What is currently bugging you? my neck aches like hell
14. Where were you when you got your first period? on holiday with my parents on the isle of skye.
15. Can you change a car tire? er no that is a mechanics job.
16. Have you met more than ten celebrities? i think no
17. Do you sleep naked? yeah in summer when it’s really hot
18. What was the best music gig you’ve ever attended? hmm… eighteen visions were awesome, so were la dispute, ohhh and jason isbell/amanda shires was incredible.
19. Have you ever had sexual feelings for anyone you follow? i don’t even know 99% of them so no.
20. Do you think Benedict Cumberbatch is hot? yes
21. Favourite Disney princess? Esmeralda or Megara
22. Favourite city? I wanna say London but I flit between loving and hating it on a daily basis.
23. Can you drive? yeah
24. Cigarettes or alcohol? i don’t drink and i’ve given up smoking so neither
25. Excercise or healthy eating? excercise
26. Favourite and least favourite accents? favourite; northern irish and scottish (more edinburgh scottish than glasgow). least favourite; idk really, geordie is pretty horrific.
27. What are you looking forward to? mum and dad coming to see me next weekend
28. Did you play Red Rover when you were a child? idek what that is
29. Are you more attracted to men or women? i dunno, i don’t know what my sexuality is any more i’m just terrified of any and all advances.
30. Do you like 1980s fashion? not particularly
*impatiently waits for sebastian stan to do the ice bucket challenge*