January 2010
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If this happens I'm definitely going on X-Factor. →
“Racecar driving is like sex, all men think they’re good at it.”
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Would you rather be a Jedi or a tiny Mouse?
Hmm a difficult choice. Jedi’s get lightsabres but then I think more people are scared of mice than they are of Jedis … so I don’t know. Maybe some kind of strange Jedimouse halfbreed.
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Have you ever just sat back and thought ‘Fuck me, that Shaun Kellett is MUCH better then I am’?
No, I have never thought that. I have often thought about how incredibly gay he is, but otherwise he doesn’t cross my thoughts.
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What would you do in a Zombie Invasion?
Grab summat sharp and head for the supermarket, kill a few zombies and grab a ton of food. Then I’d go to Tooting to the gun shop and take a fuckload of shotguns and ammo and run round killing the undead to my hearts content. Once I got bored of that I don’t know, probably just give in and get eaten.
what’s...
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How much would it cost to produce an identical, 100% DNA accurate, clone of you?
Maybe a tenner, give or take.
i think im in love with your ear
Do you wanna put your willy in it? Cos I’m up for that.
are you sexually attracted to scottish ‘midgets’
Only if they’re called Iain…
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Yeaah Moto2 Entry List.
2; GABOR TALMACSI; HUNGARIAN SPEED UP; FTR
4; STEFAN BRADL; GERMAN VIESSMANN KIEFER RACING; SUTER
5; JOAN OLIVE ; SPANISH JACK&JONES BY A.BANDERAS; PROMOHARRIS
6; ALEX DEBON; SPANISH TEAM AEROPORT DE CASTELLO-AJO; FTR
7; AXEL PONS; SPANISH PONS RACING; PONS KALEX
9; KENNY NOYES; USA; JACK&JONES BY A.BANDERAS; PROMOHARRIS
10; FONSI NIETO; SPANISH G22 HOLIDAYGYM;...
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I heard you’re a bitch. Bitch.
I heard you have a vagina.
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slag?
Nigga please.
Have you ever licked bum?
I have not. Have you?
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Dead Fly Art. →
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you’re the hottest londoner ever
Why thank you, how very kind. I’m sure you’re hot too.
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I met this girl last night she said ‘Why wont you marry me?’
But I’m too young for that too dumb for that too broke for that too tired for that too proud for that & i’m too gone for that
but would you like to come back to my flat?
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are you really a machine?
Half machine. I’m a cyborg from the future come to kill John Connor.
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The Kid vs. The G.o.a.T
Valentino Rossi is a name well known to anyone who knows anything about motorbikes. Widely considered as the greatest rider of all time, he has spent the last decade of his career smashing world records and leaving audiences open-mouthed at his seemingly endless talents. For a decade he has been the darling of audiences, journalists and manufacturers alike, winning races and winning hearts. Until...
happy days.
Today I’ve been down to Bournemouth to see Rick. Seriously, what a nice guy! He’s incredibly chatty, very helpful and obviously knows a lot about the sport and the riders :)
Heard quite a few funny stories today, and a few surprising facts and rumours (which may or may not be revealed in the final article… we’ll see). I think the story which made me giggle the most was...
dear aqualung, i love you.
I’ve been watching your world from afar, I’ve been trying to be where you are, And I’ve been secretly falling apart, unseen. To me, you’re strange and you’re beautiful, You’d be so perfect with me but you just can’t see, You turn every head but you don’t see me. I’ll put a spell on you, You’ll fall asleep and I’ll put a spell...
“I don’t care if you really care, as long as you don’t go.”
– The Cardigans - Lovefool ♥
my dreams;
My dreams are weird. Last night I dreamt that Dani Pedrosa knocked down a building by flying a plane into it. Turns out he’s a tiny Spanish terrorist… And this story, was reported in Kerrang! of all places…
I worry about myself on two levels. One: that I’m too obsessed with Moto GP. Two: that I’m just plain strange.
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EMMA. i’ve always wanted to meet you so we could play zelda together. and drink. and possibly go to canada to kidnap cauzy and party some more.
One day my darling! We definitely have to kidnap Cauzy, he’ll be providing all the drink & drugs :D
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Happenings.
Well well, what to write about today?
I haven’t really done much with myself the last few days apart from work (which we will pick up on in a short while as I have a rant about it).
I’ve decided to start baking things, which is pretty good for me since I’m awful at any kind of cooking and that’s the main reason that all my dinners come from McDonalds or out of a...
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I heard you’re having a sale on cups. I would just like to enquire as to the size of the cups to the nearest 10ml. Also, could you perhaps list what colours the cups are available in, as I don’t like having more than two cups of the same colour.
Well, I currently stock 250ml cups which is what usually counts as one serving on the side of a bottle of Coca-Cola. They...
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ever take it in the ass?
That would be telling ;)
Am I your favorite Taylor, then?
Definitely.
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http://www.twowheelsblog.com/post/3650/colin-edward... →
D’aww :)
I am so exciteedddd! We’re going to look for a kitty today. I’ll be very sadface if we don’t find one :( It’ll be the most loved kitty in the world (apart from you Cookieface, I don’t want you to be jealous). ^.^
So, after a minor breakdown last night (these seem to be becoming recurring instances in my life, I’ll probably die early from stress) things actually seem to be picking up. I had a fleeting moment of inspiration this evening and realised I DO have something to write about. My essay has now hit just over 2000 words and I have a couple of paragraphs and a conclusion to knock out, so God...
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What is up with your face?
I dunno, I was just graced with being incredibly sexy. It’s both a gift and a curse.
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y r yoo gay
cos you got touched up as a kid.
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Can you lie next to her and give her your heart? As well as your body, and can you lie next to her and confess your love? As well as your folly and can you kneel before the king and say “I’m clean”, “I’m clean”? But tell me now where was my fault, in loving you with my whole heart? But tell me now where was my fault, in loving you with my whole heart? Her white...
Fail.
Well, I guess right now I should be writing an essay instead of writing on here, but I feel more compelled to blog about my failure than I do to write a 3000 word essay on the merits of television documentaries. I mean, sorry, but what does this have to do with journalism at all? Yes, I understand that many journalists work on or make documentaries for television, but they certainly don’t...
