A Very Potter Survey
01. If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you be sorted in?
Probably fuckin’ Hufflepuff, the cunts.
02. Have you ever been to a Harry Potter midnight release?
YES. For the last book, it was awesome. Andy dressed up and got harrassed by children.
03. What did you think of Deathly Hallows?
I actually can’t remember it. Which is why I’m currently reading it again.
04. How many times have you reread the books?
Loads. Some more than others… ie. I don’t bother with Chamber of Secrets cos it’s fairly shite.
05. Whose death was the saddest?
Sirius Black. I CRIED. Also, Lupin and Tonks ;(
06. If you went to Hogwarts, would you rather have a pet owl, cat, or rat?
I’d say a cat, cos I like cats. But cats can’t bring me post.
07. What did you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince?
Unff I can’t remember the last time I watched it. As a general rule, the films have been pretty pants. HBP was definitely the best effort though, and I’m genuinely excited for Deathly Hallows.
08. What do you think of Deathly Hallows being split in half?
Good idea, otherwise they’ll miss things out and it’ll suck.
09. Have you read The Tales of Beedle the Bard?
Naw I’m not quite that obsessed.
10. When did you first become a Harry Potter fan?
Yikes, what year did the first film come out?
Female Character? Luna.
Male Character? Lupin, Sirius, Snape.
Death Eater? Lucius Malfoy.
Magical Creature? Ohh, I dunno.
Spell? Expelliarmus - seems to work on EVERYTHING.
Quote? I have literally no idea.
Book? Prisoner of Azkaban <3 so much Sirius/Lupin.
Movie? Half-Blood Prince.
Hogwarts House? Slytherin.
Place? 12 Grimmauld Place
Couple? Hermione & Ron. or Lupin & Tonks.
This or That?
Gryffindor or Slytherin? Slytherin, bitches.
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff are gay.
Fred or George? They both annoy me purely cos of the terrible acting in the film.
Ginny or Luna? Luna. Ginny’s a ho.
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer.
Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Hogsmead.
Books or Movies? Books thx.
Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows.
Sorcerer’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? PHILOSOPHER’S Stone.
Snape or Slughorn? SNAPE.
Lupin or Sirius? NO YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME CHOSE.
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione. As stated before, Ginny is a ho.
Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Both could die afaic.
Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Suckfest.
Kreacher or Dobby? Kreacher. Dobby is a puss.
Muggleborn or Pureblood? Halfblood bitches!
Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Rupert.
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa. The Malfoy’s rule at life and Bellatrix killed Sirius so I am required by law to hate her.
Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom Riddle.
Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hedwig. Crookshanks is a useless fuck.