He owned the crown from 2001-20015, and incredibly came back to win it again in...– Monster Energy website’s blurb about Valentino Rossi. (via miss-machine) Pahahahaha. Old man is old :( (via scimmymunkeh) HE IS OVER 20,000 YEARS OLD.
He owned the crown from 2001-20015, and incredibly came back to win it again in...– Monster Energy website’s blurb about Valentino Rossi.
I have to find a work placement/get a commission...
My boss reckons we should get Yamaha team shirts...
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
You. Anything and everything vaguely motorbike related. What time is it? (I NEED to know what time it is AT ALL TIMES. Totally lost without a watch.) That I’m being boring/boring people/am not interesting at all. TODAY I AM STARTING AFRESH! …no I’m not. Song lyrics. Fear of everything, especially the unknown. Paranoia.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Have a sense of humour. I can’t stand boring people who take everything too seriously. Take me places. Places maybe you don’t really want to go, but you know I do so we can have fun anyway. Give me cuddles. Lots of cuddles. Be honest, always. Be different. I don’t mean wear wacky clothes or listen to bands nobody’s heard of. I mean, have something about you that I...
Facebook vs Tumblr : MotoGP edition
motogpisforlulz: Someone I don’t know adds me on facebook: Someone I don’t know follows me on tumblr: Someone writes on my wall: Someone writes in my tumblr ask box: Lose a friend on facebook: Lose a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on tumblr:
Surprisingly, I am unaware of his monkey feet. How...
How!? Look at them next time you see him, he has super long toes. Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.
I'll think about it. The thought of a communal...
Is it his monkey feet? Cos they put me off too. Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.
Wow your eager haha. I may come round. Can't...
Well i’m in bed so come join the lazy party. I’ll get Ash up here, we can have a communal spoon. Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.
Can I come round, get drunk, play fifa, shave the...
Why wait till I’m asleep? ;D Hahaha, YES come round now, ‘cept I have the painters in. That’s not a euphamism, I really do have painters in. Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.
Day Two: Nine things about you.
I am an aspiring journalist. I don’t think I’m very good, and my subject matter is limited. But I like to write. So far I’ve managed to wangle my way into writing for Red Bull, Motorcycle News and thelondonpaper. I’m sure someone else will have me soon. My level of self-confidence, on a scale of 1-10, lies at around 2. I’m convinced I will fail at pretty much...
I fell in love with your smile today.
Day One: Ten different things you wanna say to ten...
We get on so well recently. When you hug me it makes me feel warm & smiley inside. I love you. Always have, always will. But you knew that anyway. You’re a dirty, horrid little bitch and I despise you. Please die. I’m sorry for never being very nice, you didn’t deserve it, I’m just a cow. Sometimes I just wish you would SHUT DA FUCK UP. You are so sweet &...
So, my buddy is doing this and I figured, I may as well have a go too. I’m rubbish at sticking to these though, so don’t expect one every day. Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now. Day Two: Nine things about yourself. Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart. Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot. Day Five: Six things you wish you’d...
Have you ever got a bit frisky with a carrot or...
Ummmm no. Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.
Goddamn I love Disney's Hercules.
Yeaaaah I know all the words.
Caffeine and those awkward post-teen years:... →
scimmymunkeh: miss-machine: I am SO CLOSE to being able to ride my bike now, I can almost taste it. Sweet, sweet student loan, I love you. I have my theory test in just over a weeks time (which really I should be furiously revising for!) and when that’s done I’m booking my DAS. Got all my gear; jacket, gloves, helmet, jeans. I’m gonna leave boots for now. My bike needs some new rubber, which...
scimmymunkeh: Aqua - Lollipop (Candyman) Fave...
Honda VFR400 NC24 ^.^ She’s a baaaaabe.
You never forget your first Doctor.
i-still-hear-the-birds: mobfia: thefearisfallingaway: legsbowtiefez: justthedoctor: robin-sparkles: goodlyrottenapple:
I am SO CLOSE to being able to ride my bike now, I can almost taste it. Sweet, sweet student loan, I love you. I have my theory test in just over a weeks time (which really I should be furiously revising for!) and when that’s done I’m booking my DAS. Got all my gear; jacket, gloves, helmet, jeans. I’m gonna leave boots for now. My bike needs some new rubber, which I’ll...
I now have glasses >.< Or I will have when I pick them up next week. Speccy geeeeek. But actually, they make me look sexier than I usually do, which is an amazing achievement.
OMG FACEBOOK IS DOWN WHAT IS THE WORLD TO DO!?
I could not be looking forward to going back to...
I shall fail. I’d rather be at work :( I’ll miss everyone and it’ll suck.
Dear This Is England '86, thanks for making me...
Reblog with a picture of you and your best friend.
scimmymunkeh: buy-a-vagina: bernie-buttsex: colin-greenwood: drhotcoffee: toreadora: hentaiguroandafunnypicture: lolitahavok: Nat. We’re not known for being in the same photo at the same time. These are us aged 12/13 and us aged 16/17 Lex. We do photos. Kathy (Again I was about 16) I am really horribly unphotogenic. And ugly to boot. Bad combo Yes...
I’m excited. Sexy Polish guy has got me something for my birthday, but I won’t get it till Thursday. What can it beeeee? I’m hoping it’s sex, but I won’t hold my breath.